The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender
From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two "original gangsta" genders—male and female—shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control.
IF YOU’RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU’VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY.
Join the writers of the satirical sensation The Babylon Bee as they walk you through the following ideas:
What is a MAN?
What is a WOMAN?
How to PICK YOUR GENDER
How to CHANGE GENDERS
How to RAISE WOKE THEYBIES
How to ATTRACT OTHER GENDERS
Sex vs. GENDER IDENTITY
Incredible GENDER FLAGS
Fabulous SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS
Drag queen STORY HOUR
All 437 NEW genders
Every page of this guide is jam-packed with 100 percent true facts delivered through fabulous illustrations, handy infographics, and, of course, stick figures of all genders and orientations.
In The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, we’ll take you on a journey to the two “original gangsta” genders— male and female. Then, we’ll show you the progressively insane slide into the increasing number of potential genders that has spiraled out of control in the last few years. We’ll teach you how to pick your gender, educate you on how to tell if you’re a man or a woman, and show you the limitless cornucopia of gender identities to choose from. Just don’t use our incorrect pronouns—we go by Bee/Beeself.
Published: September, 2023
“Nothing a satire site like The Babylon Bee writes about gender could possibly be more bizarre than what the White House press secretary says daily with a straight face—but it could be much more hilarious, and this is.” —Tucker Carlson, unemployed talk show host
“For all of recorded history, people have known what a woman is. But that’s changed. Gone are the days when that question had a simple answer: adult female human. Thankfully, The Babylon Bee took a break from writing satire to compile the comprehensive guide on gender, which will help you clarify your own gender—be it unicorn or covfefe—because it certainly isn’t simply male or female! Thank you, Bee, for helping us all keep up with the ever-evolving times.” —Senator Ted Cruz
“The Babylon Bee has done it again. Leave it to The Bee to straighten out idiots like me about the number of genders in the real world. I just grew up always thinking there were only two, divided between a penis and a vagina, but the Bee set me straight (not to be offensive to those who are not straight.) Thanks, Babylon Bee. You guys rock.” —Kevin Sorbo, actor, producer, director, author, and speaker
“After laughing my way through this book from my favorite fake news reporters, I’ve never been more confused about such a clear topic. Thank you, Babylon Bee.” —Kirk Cameron, winner of The Babylon Bee Award for Christian Actor Who Got His Start on Growing Pains and Whose First Name Rhymes with Dirk
“With this sure-to-be-canonical text, The Babylon Bee finally gives gender precisely the examination it has long deserved.” —Abigail Shrier, author of Irreversible Damage: The Transgender Craze Seducing Our Daughters
"The satirical geniuses at The Babylon Bee are at it again-dropping nukes on the ideological sacred cows and political perversions of the left. Only The Babylon Bee could give patriots such a devastating takedown of their diabolical gender ideology.” — Sebastian Gorka, author, former deputy assistant to President Trump, host of America First
I didn’t have a gender until I read the new Guide to Gender. Thank you, Babylon Bee!” —Jack Posobiec, disinformation lieutenant
“The Bee strikes again! After reading The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, we were not only able to question the deception of my own manhood, but also to gently transition into the gender-fluid they/them being we never knew we could be. We suddenly wanted to steal luggage and win first place. Not only that—we felt good about it. We highly recommend this fabulous book so that you can become an ‘us,’ too.” -Chad Prather, host of The Chad Prather Show, Blaze TV
“The secular religion long ago lost its sense of humor, which is why so many of its adherents have a hard time finding The Babylon Bee funny. But what The Bee is doing with the Guide to Gender is explaining the current angry insanity sweeping the nation with a heavy dose of humor. They make a cumbersome topic accessible. As a member of the male patriarchy, I cannot recommend this enough.” —Erick Erickson, host of The Erick Erickson Show
“This hurtful mockery of the beautiful gender spectrum is just the kind of violent hate speech that only fascist bigots enjoy. Naturally, I loved it. So will you!” —Spencer Klavan, author of How to Save the West